Are you socially awkward? Do you say inappropriate things at inappropriate times? Are you perverse, but morally sound? Do you find yourself rejected by the popular kids for being too nerdy, but equally rejected by the nerds for being too cool? Then you, my friend, have a place among the Deadly Betties.

We understand that Guild Wars 2 doesn't even have a release date nor a beta testing date as of yet; however, we're not going to allow that to stop us from forging new friendships before the game drops.

Deadly Betties is a rambunctious crew with members of all ages, nationalities, backgrounds, and moral standings. We are unified by our common goal of enjoying Guild Wars 2 to its fullest potential. From PvP to PvE, we'll test it all at least once---maybe twice depending on how we like it (o bby). We'll have planned events and random naked bar fights that later turn into a conga line tour through town.

Deadly Betties is currently aligned with three other Guild Wars 2 guilds---all of which share the goal of enjoying the game and slaying every pixel dragon. We already team together in Guild Wars, chat with one another on Ventrilo, and poke fun on the websites. We're building our community and our friendships long before Guild Wars 2 releases.

We're looking to recruit players from across the world. We want our guild to be a haven for all players regardless of how skilled the players are or how unskilled. Of course, we do ask that those who join please have a sense of humor as we do tend to troll in our forums. While we do goof off more so than not, we do have the ability to take on a mission or quest with a "Get 'er Done" attitude. We are able to mix the seriousness of a mission with our quirky sense of humor---meaning we can get the job done and not be dull while doing it. We're often laughing and cracking jokes about random deaths in Guild Wars and you can bet your bottom dollar that we'll be doing the same in Guild Wars 2.

If you're ready to build friendships for Guild Wars 2, come apply for Deadly Betties today! If you're not ready to start looking for a Guild Wars 2 guild, keep us in mind for when the time is right.

• Area: International
• Attitude: Laid Back
• VoIP: Ventrilo
• Current Allies: Heavenly Apocalypse, Living Legends & The Vulcanoids

Deadly Betties is in search of other like-minded guilds to join our alliance. Even though an alliance function has yet to be announced for Guild Wars 2, we aren't about to let that stop us from reaching out and forging new friendships.

We're looking for guilds who share our vision of purely enjoying Guild Wars 2 to the fullest. From PvE to PvP, planned events to random bar fights---we plan on doing it all at least once. We're looking for people who are laid back enough to joke around, laugh at a bizarre pixel death, toss around "that's what she said" at hilariously inappropriate moments, but able to complete a mission without too many goof ups.

The attitude that we look for most in an ally is that they don't act elitist or entitled. Like it or not, we'll all be "noobs" come the release of Guild Wars 2 and because of this no one should act as though they are above another player. The game is meant to be fun, not to inflate ones keyboard ego or e-peen.

What we would like from those that join our alliance is camaraderie. We want to chat with you, goof around, share jokes, discuss Guild Wars 2 or other topics of interest. We want to build a friendship with you before the release of Guild Wars 2 and we hope to do this by sharing our forum and Ventrilo with you. We're not asking that you chat with us 24/7, but that you check in with us often enough that we can come to know you and are comfortable with joking around with you.